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The Original

The one that started it all. Instantly recognized by all who see it as a symbol of strength, fortitude, grace, and a quiet wisdom. While traditionally cultivated by the upper class, this style has grown increasingly popular with those who have an upper class spirit, if not an upper class wallet. You are strong enough to grow one, smart enough to know that this is the true handlebar of gentlemen warriors. Grow on, brother.

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The Walrus

Reportedly an ethnic trait of Celts and Gauls, there are few better ways of conveying your level of testosterone to those around you than a strong, bushy walrus. Nietzsche. Einstein. Selleck. Tell me you wouldn’t love to pull up your overstuffed leather armchair to the fire and join that conversation while swirling your snifter of brandy just so. Your ribald jokes have the men in stitches while every woman hopes to gain your eye. You are a man.

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The Horseshoe

Dude, I just tripped over your manliness. Your toughness bleeds through when sporting this symbol of awesomeness. Seriously, can you reign it in, someone is gonna get hurt. The Horseshoe is a full mustache with vertical "pipes" grown down the sides of the mouth to the jawline. Often sported by athletes, bikers and cowboys, you’re up for some kick ass times or just plain ass kickin’.

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The Dali

The dude from Catalonia could melt watches and knew bizarre. Some argue his unusual and attention getting behavior was more well-known than the art. That can certainly be said about the signature mustache Dali portrayed for most of his life. Narrow, long points bent or curved steeply upward is a surreal statement; Dali once claiming "I myself am surrealism". Hard to argue. Are you surreal?

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‘STACHE QUOTES

  • “Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.”

    Salvador Dalí, Dalí's Mustache
  • “There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.”

    Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
  • "Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was -- like eating an egg without salt."

    Rudyard Kipling, The Story of the Gadsbys (1889)
  • “A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar”

    English Proverb
 
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